Yes, Oprah and Whoops, Madge and Jay Z, that fashion drugtard closet-case psycho married to that Kardashian, every GOP politician in office today (they're not even true Republicans, since 85% are Tea Party/White-Power/Destroy-the-US antebellum types), the insufferable Gary Oldman and the equally insufferable Edward Norton! Shia, too, as well as the repulsive Joaquin Phoenix. Miss Jolie has tried to seem smart when all she, and a lot of the others here, are merely cunning.

And, of course, Miss Markle, who has the intelligence of a sugar beet.

I never can tell if Jennifer Lug HugeTits pretends to intelligence because she seems not to be smart enough to maintain a consistent pose at it.

Courtney Love is pretentious and was dumb even before her first dose.

And Andie MacDowell, who is in a class by herself because she tries to sound more intelligent than she is by aiming at an IQ of 100, when in reality she is a pleasant person whose quotient is about 80.